SWU

Imagine the following scenario: Two grown men having a casual conversation. Now imagine each man holding his penis. Three situations come to mind:

1. They are about to engage in a devil's threesome


2. They are gay (not that there is anything wrong with that)


3. This is odd behavior

So why does this behavior seem appropriate when performed in front of a urinal? I’m talking about a growing epidemic in this country – SWU (or Speaking While Urinating). There is to be no talking in the bathroom, like no sex in the champagne room. It is a rule. When you’re at the urinal, you look straight ahead and don’t speak. Just stare at that infrared sensor if you must, but there is no talking. Now I know what some of you are thinking…girls do it. Well my friend, the difference is twofold:

1. They are enclosed in a protective stall


2. They aren’t holding on to anything

So to help spread the message, I call on all of you to print out this specially designed sign. Post it in a bathroom where you’ve experienced SWU. I know it won’t be easy, but together we will win the battle against SWU.