SWU

Imagine the following scenario: Two grown men having a casual conversation. Now imagine each man holding his penis. Three situations come to mind:

1. They are about to engage in a devil's threesome


2. They are gay (not that there is anything wrong with that)


3. This is odd behavior

So why does this behavior seem appropriate when performed in front of a urinal? I’m talking about a growing epidemic in this country – SWU (or Speaking While Urinating). There is to be no talking in the bathroom, like no sex in the champagne room. It is a rule. When you’re at the urinal, you look straight ahead and don’t speak. Just stare at that infrared sensor if you must, but there is no talking. Now I know what some of you are thinking…girls do it. Well my friend, the difference is twofold:

1. They are enclosed in a protective stall


2. They aren’t holding on to anything

So to help spread the message, I call on all of you to print out this specially designed sign. Post it in a bathroom where you’ve experienced SWU. I know it won’t be easy, but together we will win the battle against SWU.

Origins

The Talmud is a record of rabbinic discussions pertaining to Jewish Law, ethics, customs, and history. It is a central text of Rabbinic Judaism, second only to the Hebrew Bible in importance.

The Gentleman's Talmud will follow the same basic structural principles and importance to daily life, but obviously vary on subject matter and practical application. If we were to define it in the same format as above it would go something like this:

"The Gentleman's Talmud is a record of musings, discussions and observations pertaining to the experiences, customs, principles and history influencing the life of a gentleman. It is a central text of Dude Law, second only to the Bro Code in importance."

The orators behind this blog figured that since girls had a number of misguided texts, a future posting will outline, impugn and eviscerate them at a later date, there is a deep hole that needs to be filled. As a result, we decided that where there is a hole that needs to be filled, it is the obligation of a guy to fill it.

The contents are uncertain. You should look forward to a wide range of viewpoints and postings, both male and female. Fun diagrams and graphs will be an essential backbone of the discourse. Hopefully, high and low brow discussions will be stoked amongst the masses. Until then..."Go in peace. Serve the Gentleman."